Written on location in Los Angeles.

                         February 25, 2005

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                    Regarding its emphasis on
                  popularity and clique-ishness,
                 Martin Mull once made the classic
                  analogy that "Hollywood is like
                     high school with money."

  The Top 7 Completions to the Statement: "Hollywood Is Like..."

 7. Hollywood is like Congress with a facial.

 6. Hollywood is like a nursery with more-difficult babies.

 5. Hollywood is a digestive system: it chews up delicious things
    and you end up with a something that could be fertile, but
    more often just stinks.

 4. Hollywood is like Pam Anderson's cleavage: once you get past
    all the plastic, it's actually not very deep.

 3. Hollywood is like 60 days of Employee of the Month ceremonies,
    followed by ten months of just punchin' the clock.

 2. Hollywood is a zoo where all the animals have brilliant white
    teeth and gorgeous hair.

                and the Number 1 Completion to the
                Statement: "Hollywood Is Like..."

 1. Hollywood is like a warm pie: full of yummy bits, but flaky
    around the edges.

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Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 4, 5 (Three picture deal!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA      -- 2
John English, Orem, UT           -- 3, 7
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX   -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Like a Filmmaker

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