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                         August 30, 2001

                         NOTE FROM ERIC:

             Poor Winona Ryder -- seems a bad stomach
             bug has caused her to bow out of filming 
            for a new drama. Which leads us to ponder:
          What other ailments afflict Hollywood's elite?


                   The Top 9 Celebrity Illnesses


 9. Male Pattern Baldwiness

 8. Streep Throat 

 7. Ben Affleck -- Pearl Harborrhoids

 6. Charlton Heston -- Damn Dirty Ape-ndicitis 

 5. Anne Hecheurysm: A sudden remission from Degenerative 
    Heart Elleness 

 4. Severe Exhaustion: AKA "$20,000-a-day smack habit"

 3. Whoopi Cough

 2. Sequel Cell Anemia


    and the Number 1 Celebrity Illness...


 1. Sharon Stones



              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 72 submissions from 21 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA          -- 1, 2, 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL           -- 3
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA     -- 3, 5
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL   -- 3, 8
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA        -- 4
Craig D. Barker Ann Arbor, MI       -- 6
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA         -- 7
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC      -- Script Doctor

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