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                        November 28, 2008                         

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                    How was your Thanksgiving?                    

               The Top 8 Celebrity Family Arguments               

 8. Tito Jackson: "Watch this... Hey, Michael... got your nose!"

 7. Larry the Cable Guy: "If it's okay to deep fat fry the turkey,
    why ain't it okay to deep fat fry the ham, sweet potatoes,
    green beans, dressin' and cranberry sauce??"

 6. The Sheens: "For God's sake, Charlie! You don't stuff a turkey
    that way!"

 5. Sarah Palin's kids: "Aww, moose again?"

 4. Pamela Anderson's mother: "Pamela, stop talking with your
    mouth full."

 3. Lohans always fighting over who gets first hit from the
    Wild Turkey. Er... "turkey".

 2. Bad feelings every year at the Baldwin's when Daniel, Stephen
    and William are left to pick over whatever Alec doesn't want.

    and the Number 1 Celebrity Family Argument...

 1. Yet again, poor little Suri Cruise disciplined for not jumping
    on the living room furniture.

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Selected from 20 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada  -- 1
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH     -- 2, 3, 6 (Three pic deal!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 4, 5
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Head of the Movies Table

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