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                         November 2, 2001  


       The Top 8 Celebrity Excuses for Not Trick-or-Treating 


8. Tommy Chong - Doesn't even know what month it is, let alone 
   that it's Halloween.

7. Rosie O'Donnell - Trust me, there's plenty of candy already 
   lying around Casa O'Donnell...

6. John Edwards -- "All them ghosts is scary."

5. Robert Downey, Jr. -- Police never believe that they're just 
   Pixie Sticks.

4. Lara Flynn Boyle -- Still trying to shed five more pounds so 
   she can look truly skeletal.

3. Anne Heche - Halloween not traditionally celebrated on her 
   home planet.

2. Michael Jackson -- Already hears his fill of horrified 
   shrieking just going down to the drug store for diapers.


   and the Number 1 Celebrity Excuse for Not Trick-or-Treating...


1. Calista Flockhart -- Tired of passing out and waking up in 
   kids' bags after being mistaken for a Pez dispenser.


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                            BIG TREATS

                           Halloween DVD

                         Halloween Hits CD

           Halloween: The Best of Martha Stewart Living
                        (now that's scary!)

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Selected from 24 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Brian Klesc, Civilian          -- 1, 5 (1st #1)
Greg Preece, Comic/Writer      -- 2, 3, 7, 8 (Blockbuster!)
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer    -- 2, 4
Alex Earl, Civilian            -- 5
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator    -- 6
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Moderator

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