================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES No warranty expressed or implied. ================================================================== December 7, 2007 The Top 7 Celebrities We Want to Sue (and Why) 7. George Clooney, Brad Pitt et al. -- Preemptive lawsuit to prevent any plans for Oceans 14. 6. Woody Allen -- For ceasing to be funny around about 1988. 5. Jane Fonda's agent -- Her only two movies this decade were Monster-in-Law and Georgia Rule. The prosecution rests. 4. David O. Selznick -- Despite my extensive study of Gone With the Wind, the state of Georgia refuses to license me as a midwife. 3. Sean Connery -- For refusing to make another movie after the big-screen assault known as The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. 2. Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers -- To get residuals for the clips I post to YouTube. and the Number 1 Celebrity We Want to Sue (and Why)... 1. Joel Schumacher -- For Batman & Robin. (We will hound you until the end of your days, Schumacher!) [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 3, 5 (Three picture deal!) Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2, 4 Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 6, 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Innocent, Your Honor ------------------------------------------------------------------ Celebrities We Want to Sue (and Why) RUNNERS UP list -- TV v. TV ------------------------------------------------------------------ HBO -- For no new "Real Sex" documentary in, like, five years! (Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA) Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert -- For not letting me get to bed at a reasonable hour. (Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA) Oprah -- I've watched every episode of her show since 1984 and I haven't gotten a car from her yet. (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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