We kid, we kid.

                          March 12, 2004 

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

               The Top5 Movies "Little Fiver" list
                  was started three years ago.

       The Top 7 Third Anniversary Gifts Hollywood Gave Us 

 7. Liza & David -- All the still-unopened gifts from their sham
    of a wedding.

 6. Anonymous -- Goodie basket containing: one bottle cyanide,
    one loaded .357 Magnum with hair trigger, one noose, and a
    gift certificate for Dr. Kevorkian.

 5. Woody Allen -- A free session with his psychiatrist, to
    figure out why we keep putting ourselves through this, week
    after week after week.

 4. Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie -- Gift certificates for
    tattoo removal.

 3. Ebert & Roeper -- Two thumbs up. One for each time we made
    one of them laugh.

 2. Olson Twins -- Same as the last two years: a restraining

    and the Number 1 Third Anniversary Gift Hollywood Gave Us...

 1. David Letterman -- A nice card and some flowers. Man, he
    just isn't the same since the baby.

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Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR   -- 1, 2 (2nd #1)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA      -- 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO    -- 4, 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA     -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Hey, I just edit the thing!

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