From Hollywood's heart, we stab at thee!

                         January 24, 2003

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
          It's done just fine, thank you, but executives
              at New Line once discussed changing the 
            title of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
                in deference to the 9/11 tragedy.

                  The Top 9 Alternate Titles for
                Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

 9. Lord of the Rings II: The Whiney, Oversensitive Public

 8. Lord of the Rings: The Greater Than One But Less Than Three
    Tall Stone Structures That Aren't Even Located Anywhere Near
    New York And Were Written About A Long Time Ago So Get Over
    It Already

 7. LOTR 2: Just Buy the Ticket, Fanboy

 6. Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter, Round Two

 5. Lord of the Rings: The Sagging Middle

 4. Battlefield Middle Earth

 3. My Big Fat Hobbit Wedding
 2. Lord of the Rings: Frodo & Sam's Excellent Adventure

              and the Number 1 Alternate Title for
               Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers...

 1. Lord of the Rings: Dude, Look, Liv Tyler!

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                             BIG HITS  

       The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
             Platinum Series Extended Edition DVD
                           4 disc set!

Selected from 54 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Craig Barker, Livonia, MI            -- 1 (Yippee-kai-yay! 1st #1)
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS               -- 2, 4
Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA           -- 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA         -- 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA  -- 5
Clifton Gray, Tucson, AZ             -- 6, 8
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD          -- 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH        -- 8, 9
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ONT    -- 8, Topic
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX          -- 8
Kenn McCracken, Birmingham, AL       -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA           -- Large-Footed List Editor

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