To boldly go where no man has -- Hey! Pizza!

                        December 14, 2001 

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           Leonard Nimoy recently admitted to having a
           drinking problem while shooting the original
                  Star Trek television series...

       The Top 9 Alcoholic Behaviors on Classic Star Trek

 9. "Jim Beam me up, Scotty!"

 8. Vomit set on "stun".

 7. Every week, Spock sees more and more "multi-legged creatures"
    on the bridge.

 6. Before those benders, Andorians were white.

 5. "Tribble with trebblesp... trooble with trables... trebble
     with trebb--"

 4. Shatner's hour-long fight with hairy beast? Toupee mishap.

 3. "Uhura" wasn't the character's name, it was just the sound
    Shatner made while staring at Nichelle Nichols' breasts.

 2. At closing time, even the Gorn looked hot.

    and the Number 1 Alcoholic Behavior on Classic Star Trek...

 1. "Vulcan Mind Meld", my ass. Nimoy was just trying to find out
    where they hid the Scotch.

            [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Beth Kujawski, Alien Babe           -- 1, 3 (6th #1)
William C. Martell, Medical Officer -- 2, 4, 8, 9 (Grand slam!)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Ensign Blue Shirt  -- 5, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
Kris Johnson, Engineering           -- 6
Brian Klesc, Ensign Red Shirt       -- 9
Kristian T. Idol, Captain           -- Editor

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