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                         February 6, 2009                         

             The Top 9 Worst Moments in Movie History             

 9. Sir Richard Burton's ill-advised cameo in Son of Flubber.

 8. When Dean Jones backed the car over that darned cat.

 7. When the writer of Rat Race got to page 90 and realized he
    still hadn't worked in a Smashmouth cameo.

 6. "But, Bill, Leonard Parts 1 through 5 caused riots outside
    the printer and you were burned in effigy. Do you really want
    to proceed?"

 5. King-Kong relieving himself atop the Empire State Building.

 4. 1974: The first answering machine message using a fake Jack
    Nicholson voice.

 3. "I know who'd be great in Showgirls -- that chick from
    Saved by the Bell!"

 2. Gus Van Sant's shot-by-shot remake of Psycho was bad enough;
    his shot-by-shot remake of Andy Warhol's Empire was just

    and the Number 1 Worst Moment in Movie History...

 1. Christmas morning, Toronto, Ontario Canada, 1970: A young Jim
    Carrey receives a "Stretch Armstrong" for Christmas...

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Selected from 38 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA     -- 1
John English, Orem, UT           -- 2, 6, 7 (Three picture deal!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA      -- 3
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH   -- 4
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY        -- 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 9
George Santayana, Rome, Italy    -- Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Prof. Idol

                  Worst Moments in Movie History                  
           RUNNERS UP list  --  Preachin' to the Choir            

When a bunch of spoiled, pointy-headed, out-of-touch,
caviar-slurping pinkos decided that a movie about an illiterate
Nazi statutory-rapist was more worthy of an Oscar nod than the
best comic book movie ever made.
          (John English, Orem, UT)

The decision that risking $150 million on one sh*tty movie was
better than making fifteen $10 million movies of which three or
four might be good and one or two might be great.
          (Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)

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