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                         February 20, 2004


              The Top 8 Ways We'd Make Movies Cooler


 8. All DVDs would include the porn knock-off version on the same
    disk.

 7. Every once in a while, have the perky romantic heroine be
    devoured by the monster from Alien during the opening credits.

 6. Lara Croft would only raid tombs naked.

 5. Pamela Anderson sits next to you and explains the confusing
    parts.

 4. Somebody should simply make a five minute movie - Let's
    Torture and Kill Ashton Kutcher.

 3. Chocolate-flavored previews.

 2. Hire some of them there writers we been hearin' so much 'bout.


    and the Number 1 Way We'd Make Movies Cooler...


 1. Duct Tape Patrol for people who won't shut up in the theater.



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 27 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO    -- 1, 5 (4th #1)
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN   -- 2, 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH  -- 2, 8
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 4
John English, Orem, UT         -- 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA   -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- List Daddy-o

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