================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Do not stare directly at the laser. ================================================================== October 21, 2005 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: After considering some 200 actors, and two years of speculation by the media, the producers of the next James Bond film have finally chosen a new 007 -- blonde Englishman Daniel Craig. The Top 8 Ways to Choose the Next James Bond 8. First, eliminate all the blonde guys... Uh-oh. 7. Martini-chugging contest. 6. Make them earn it from Judi Dench in a Bachelorette-style reality show. 5. Lock the candidates in a room with Portia de Rossi, Jody Foster and Ellen DeGeneres. First one to score is our new Bond. 4. Hold a toga party, see who needs the biggest sheet, ifyouknowwhatimean. 3. Who cares? Just make sure his British accent is better than Madonna's. 2. If anyone standing on a ladder reaches Sean Connery's shoulders, he's your man. and the Number 1 Way to Choose the Next Bond... 1. See who can beat up Tom Cruise. Hire them on principal. [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 1, 4, 7 (Three picture deal!) Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2, 8 Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 3, 5 John English, Orem, UT -- 6 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- List 005 ------------------------------------------------------------------ Check out the Random James Bond Movie Generator! ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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