================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Humor may settle during reading. ================================================================== November 12, 2004 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Okay, one last election list for 4 years. Or until Arnold changes the Constitution. The Top 8 Ways Movies Would Be Different Under President John Kerry 8. It's a comedy! It's a drama! It's a comedy! It's a horror flick! 7. Dramatic rise in movies starring middle-aged metrosexuals, geniuses with huge heads, and horses. 6. Character Actors for Truth places ads questioning whether those Academy Awards were really earned. 5. Federally-mandated product placement for Heinz ketchup. 4. Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, Martin Sheen, Janeane Garofalo, Michael Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Barbara Streisand and Linda Rondstat will finally shut the %#$* up. 3. People who make more than $200,000 will have to pay double for tickets. 2. You're never quite sure whether you should side with the hero or with the villain. and the Number 1 Way Movies Would Be Different Under President John Kerry... 1. Before production can begin, all scripts must be approved by special board of French, British and German filmmakers. [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 1 (5th #1) Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2, 5 John English, Orem, UT -- 3, 7, 8 (Three picture deal!) Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 4 Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 5, 7 Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 6, 8 Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Crying in his Dr. Pepper ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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