================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Hollywood First. ================================================================== October 17, 2008 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Before you complain about us pinko comedy writers, please note that we will be doing the Dems next week. The Top 8 Ways Movies Would Differ Under a McCain/Palin Administration 8. Grumpiest Old Men, Fargo 2 and 3, Mighty Ducks 7, 8, 9. 7. Every movie would be rated "G" but would still contain unwed teen pregnancy. 6. MGM's new logo? A pitbull with lipstick. 5. Films are again referred to as "talkies". 4. Hollywood's secret right-wing agenda to make movies where cops capture crooks can finally be revealed. 3. A hunter in a helicopter kills Bambi in the first three minutes of the movie. 2. Regardless of the storyline, the hero would always be an ex-POW. and the Number 1 Way Movies Would Differ Under a McCain/Palin Administration... 1. Tina Fey's lifeless body found floating in the Hollywood Reservoir. [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 31 submissions from 10 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH -- 1, 5, 7 (Three pic deal!) Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3, 7 William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 4 Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 5 Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA -- 6, 8 John English, Orem, UT -- 8 Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- McEdit ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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