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                         November 29, 2002

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            The Top 8 Ways Movies Are Like Thanksgiving

 8. Need a wing and a prayer to be successful.

 7. Movie-theater popcorn about as fresh as Indian maize from the
    first Thanksgiving.

 6. Loud-mouthed kids should have a different seating section.

 5. Annoying Boyfriend #3

 4. Little-known fact: Pilgrims actually wanted to have the first
    Thanksgiving in Vancouver to save money.

 3. Lots and lots of breast meat.

 2. Once Roger Ebert shows up, no one else is going to enjoy it.

    and the Number 1 Way Movies Are Like Thanksgiving...

 1. Either way, it's embarassing when you get caught humping
    the pie.

              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
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                             BIG HITS

              Good Housekeeping Illustrated Cookbook

                      I'm Still Your Mother:
          How to Get Along With Your Grown-Up Children

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (8th #1)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA      -- 2
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS            -- 3, 8
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN    -- 4, 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH     -- 5
Kris Johnson, Glendale, CA        -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- List Dad

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