================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Attack of the Fifty-Foot Corn Cob! ================================================================== August 21, 2009 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Summer's almost over. Did you get a chance to barbecue? The Top 9 Ways Movies Are Better Than a Barbeque 9. There's people at the movies whose job it is to clean up after you. 8. The only gross-looking ribs involved are on the anorexic actresses. 7. Both probably involve two hours of agonizing torture, but movie theaters have air conditioning. 6. That Bruno flick didn't run out of buns halfway through. 5. No animals were killed, skinned and roasted in the making of the movie. 4. Clint Eastwood's face has better grill lines. 3. When giant ants attack, they call in the military. 2. Movies: Jessica Biel stripping. BBQ: fat, sweaty and shirtless neighbor mowing his lawn. and the Number 1 Way Movies Are Better Than a Barbeque... 1. In a movie, you always outrun the giant fireball. [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 1, 2, 3, 6 (Academy Award!) Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 1 Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 2, 4 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2 John English, Orem, UT -- 5 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 7, 8 Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA -- 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Kiss the Editor ------------------------------------------------------------------ Ways Movies Are Better Than a Barbeque RUNNERS UP list -- Undercooked ------------------------------------------------------------------ 27 previews vs. 27 types of potato salad. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Fewer worries about that annoying "five-second rule." (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA) (Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY) Bigger tomatoes. (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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