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                        September 24, 2004

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

        David Hasselhoff has spent years trying to produce
           a movie based on his hit TV show Knight Rider,
         even lining up a studio and possibly Ben Affleck
          as Michael Knight. But plans have been derailed
             after the infamous "creative differences"
                (apparently, the studio didn't want
                       KITT the car to talk).


               The Top 8 Ways David Hasselhoff Can
                 Get the Knight Rider Movie Made


 8. Contractually agree not to sing the theme song himself.

 7. Intense, smoky sex scene between KITT and Catherine 
    Zeta-Jones.

 6. Let Matt Damon play Knight, and Affleck the monotone car.

 5. Contact the makers of Gigli -- they'll make anything just
    to have some other "last movie".

 4. In the Affleck version, Michael Knight doesn't talk.

 3. Rewrite KITT as a BMW, working with Herr Matthias Knight.

 2. Settle for the Barbie & Ken doll version he videotaped in
    his beach house.


           and the Number 1 Way David Hasselhoff Can Get
                  the Knight Rider Movie Made...


 1. Follow the Baywatch formula -- give KITT silicone implants
    and some of those bouncy shocks.



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD         -- 1, 8 (6th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 2, 3, 6, 8 (Blockbuster!)
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, SA -- 4, 5
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX      -- 7
John English, Orem, UT              -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Needs new car

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