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                        September 24, 2004

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

        David Hasselhoff has spent years trying to produce
           a movie based on his hit TV show Knight Rider,
         even lining up a studio and possibly Ben Affleck
          as Michael Knight. But plans have been derailed
             after the infamous "creative differences"
                (apparently, the studio didn't want
                       KITT the car to talk).

               The Top 8 Ways David Hasselhoff Can
                 Get the Knight Rider Movie Made

 8. Contractually agree not to sing the theme song himself.

 7. Intense, smoky sex scene between KITT and Catherine 

 6. Let Matt Damon play Knight, and Affleck the monotone car.

 5. Contact the makers of Gigli -- they'll make anything just
    to have some other "last movie".

 4. In the Affleck version, Michael Knight doesn't talk.

 3. Rewrite KITT as a BMW, working with Herr Matthias Knight.

 2. Settle for the Barbie & Ken doll version he videotaped in
    his beach house.

           and the Number 1 Way David Hasselhoff Can Get
                  the Knight Rider Movie Made...

 1. Follow the Baywatch formula -- give KITT silicone implants
    and some of those bouncy shocks.

              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD         -- 1, 8 (6th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 2, 3, 6, 8 (Blockbuster!)
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, SA -- 4, 5
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX      -- 7
John English, Orem, UT              -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Needs new car

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