This is the martini, everyone! *

                           June 7, 2002

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

            This is our final Top5 Showbiz Insider list.

           But don't cry over us, Argentina, as the most
         nearly-famous person you almost know (me) will be
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         It's been an astounding experience, I feel a deep
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        BWA-HAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face.

      The Top 8 Ways Celebrities Say "Goodbye" to Their Lovers

 8. "That's a wrap!"

 7. "I've decided to recast my female lead."

 6. "Sorry, babe; you're not being picked up for another season."

 5. "I'll be back in a minute - I left my gun in the restaurant."

 4. "I'd rather eviscerate a deer and wear it on my head than be
     married to you." (Tom Green only)

 3. They don't -- you just read about it in the trades.

 2. "Gizzood bizzye, yo."

                and the Number 1 Way Celebrities
                 Say "Goodbye" to Their Lovers...

 1. "You've been served."

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Selected from 16 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent      -- 1, 4 (15th #1)
Wade Kwon, Civilian              -- 2
Scott Witmer, Design Engineer    -- 3
William C. Martell, Screenwriter -- 5, 6, 7, 8 (Blockbuster!)
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director   -- Moderator

* On set, "the martini" is the last shot of the day.
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