Professional writers on a closed course. Do not attempt.

                           May 17, 2002

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           The latest Star Wars film was not actually 
           shot on celluloid at all, but new digital 
           cameras, allowing for even more creativity 
                 with characters and locations.

                The Top 9 Unusual Digital Effects in
                  Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

 9. Easily-defeatable clones all in Spider-Man costumes.

 8. The dots on Amidala's cheeks briefly turn to Pepsi logos
    every 30 seconds.

 7. Digital liposuction to remove the "cottage cheese" from
    Yoda's thighs.

 6. As Anakin Skywalker begins his descent toward the Dark Side,
    for a minute he looks like Michael Jackson.

 5. Sam Jackson shaves his head with a Schick triple-blade
    light saber.

 4. Special glasses make two-dimensional characters seem
    almost plausible.

 3. Hacked messages on the spaceships that read: "Lord of the
    Rings SUX!"

 2. Corrupted files accidentally morph Jar Jar Binks and
    Scooby-Doo, creating the most hated character in the
    history of film.

             and the Number 1 Unusual Digital Effect
               in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones...

 1. Puppet wires removed from Hayden Christensen.

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Selected from 22 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
William C. Martell, Screenwriter -- 1, 5, Topic (10th #1)
Scott Witmer, Design Engineer    -- 2, 8
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer      -- 2
Eric Lipton, Civilian            -- 3, 7, 9 (Three picture deal!)
Wade Kwon, Civilian              -- 4
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent      -- 6
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director   -- List Han Solo

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