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                         January 2, 2009                          

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

              When they don't release a movie for a               
             long time after it's been made (because              
               of story, directing or other quality               
            issues), they say it's "been on the shelf."              


       The Top 9 Top5 Movies Submissions Still on the Shelf        


 9. Cocoon 3: The Decomposing

 8. 16x9 - Good
    1080P - Better
    Portrait - Whoops!

 7. "Now it's MY turn to be the couch."

 6. No, Shia LaBeouf. Lindsay Lohan is the designated *diver*.

 5. Uwe Boll said such a project was beneath him.

 4. Two words: Good box.

 3. Does boasting "I f***** Kevin Smith" count?

 2. Dracula Has Risen from the Gravy


    and the Number 1 Top5 Movie Submission Still on the Shelf...


 1. The unused half of Brando's stick of butter from Last Tango
    in Paris.



              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 37 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 1, 2, 4 (On the lot!)
John English, Orem, UT              -- 3, 5
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 6, 9
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 7
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia   -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Throw Me to Indy

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            Top5Movies Submissions Still on the Shelf             
                 RUNNERS UP list  --  Overloaded                  
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"Clint is Ron's brother. He has directing genes."
          (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)

Llike My Dinner with Andre, only backwards like Memento.
          (Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL)

Al Gore invented Netflix.
          (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)

Because they ran out of Cookie Dough Bites AND THAT TICKS ME OFF!
          (Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

"Soylent Green is asparagus! Asparagus!!"
          (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)

"Louis, this could be the start of a beautiful sequel."
          (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)

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