================================================================== Penalty for early withdrawal. TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES ================================================================== August 29, 2008 The Top 8 Things You Can Do When the Movie Is Boring (Pt. 1) 8. Piss off an usher, do a shot. 7. Re-enact Mickey Rourke's popcorn box trick from Diner. 6. Loudly improvise your own filthy dialogue. 5. It's 2008, Dude, just pull out your iPhone and watch something better! 4. Borrow a stepladder from the utility closet and make really big shadow puppets. 3. See how many Jujubes you can get to stick to the screen. Extra points for a frowny face. 2. Build two robot friends out of discarded popcorn tubs and cups, move down to the front row, and begin taunting loudly. and the Number 1 Thing You Can Do When the Movie Is Boring... 1. Voice your displeasure at the poor quality of the movie by standing in your chair and in your loudest voice, yelling: "BOMB!!!" [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 44 submissions from 13 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI -- 1, 5 Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL -- 2 John English, Orem, UT -- 2, 7 Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH -- 3, 4, 6 (Three pic deal!) William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 7 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Listless ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
This archive is maintained by Kristian Idol at www.13idol.com
Get a new Top 5 Movies list every Friday! Subscribe Page