================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Episode's Zeroes ================================================================== April 11, 2002 NOTE FROM ERIC: With five weeks until the opening of Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones, lines for opening day are already forming across the country. The Top 9 Things to Do While in Line for Star Wars: Episode II 9. Use your Jedi mind tricks to cut in front of the geeks who've been waiting there since 2001. 8. Lead everybody in a rousing rendition of the Ewok theme song. Again. 7. Try not to think of yourself as a slumlord when you take over the heating grate on the first cold night and start renting it out. 6. Earn law degree over the Internet from Stu's 5-Week On-Line Law School. 5. Ride around the theater grounds in pet tauntaun. If weather turns bad, slice open bowels and make a comfy sleeping bag. 4. Brag that you're really on line for Star Wars, Episode III: So Very Amidala. 3. Plant tomato seeds, watch tomatoes grow, harvest and eat tomatoes. 2. Eat chips, post rumors, pick nose. Just like at home. and the Number 1 Thing to Do While in Line for Star Wars: Episode II... 1. Get an autograph and a large tub of popcorn from Mark Hamill. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 31 submissions from 11 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 1, 5 Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 2, 4 Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO -- 3 Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA -- 5 Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO -- 6 Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 7 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 8, 9 Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island -- 9 Eric F. Lipton, Chicago, IL -- Script Doctor ================================================================== [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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