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                           April 6, 2001 

               The Top 8 Things Overheard If Bush
                Visited the Set of The West Wing


 8. "Dangit! They won't let me touch anything here, either."

 7. "You do a great job pretending to be the president."
    "Thank you, Mr. Sheen."

 6. "Hey, your red phone is cardboard, too!"

 5. "We begin bombing The Drew Carey Show in five minutes."

 4. "Mrs. Bush wants to make a video with Rob, pass it on."

 3. "You ever need me to fix your Neilsen ratings, just holler."

 2. "Can someone please ask President Bush to stop twirling in
     the chair?"


            and the Number 1 Thing Overheard If Bush
               Visited the Set of The West Wing...


 1. "For the last time, Mr. President, the stain on Ms. Janney's
     dress is only make-up."



              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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                               Dave
             (A common man doubles for the president.)

                        West Wing scripts

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Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Greg Preece, Civilian        -- 1, 3, 8 (Overnite Success! 1st #1)
William C. Martell, Writer     -- 2
Jeff Wilson, Civilian          -- 4, 6
Wade Kwon, Civilian            -- 5, 8
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent    -- 7
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- List Editor

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