================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Get busy drinkin' or get busy dyin'. ================================================================== August 6, 2010 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Actress Lindsay Lohan was released from the "gray-bar hotel" after serving 13 days for violating her 2007 probation. The Top 9 Things Lindsay Lohan Learned in Jail 9. She's got a purty mouth. 8. Bravo is not part of the cable package. 7. Prison Jumpsuit Orange really brings out the color in her eyes. 6. Your agent doesn't do 10% of the sentence. 5. Prison lesbians are way different than club lesbians! 4. The last movie Bangin' Bertha saw before getting life without parole was I Know Who Killed Me, and she was NOT happy about it. 3. Hunger strikes don't really count when you're already bulimic. 2. Guards not fooled by attempted Freaky Friday swap with mom. and the Number 1 Thing Lindsay Lohan Learned in Jail... 1. Don't ask, "Who do I have to blow to get a drink around here?", because you'll actually get an answer. [ Copyright 2010 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA -- 1 Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2, 7 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3, 9 John English, Orem, UT -- 4, 8 Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY -- 5 Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 6 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- List Warden ------------------------------------------------------------------ Things Lindsay Lohan Learned in Jail RUNNERS UP list -- Assault & Comedy ------------------------------------------------------------------ Finally understands her idiot father. (William C. Martell, Studio City, CA) Cellmate will keep asking you to flash your goodies when you get out of the bunk. (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2010 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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