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                          August 6, 2010                          

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

             Actress Lindsay Lohan was released from              
              the "gray-bar hotel" after serving 13               
              days for violating her 2007 probation.              


          The Top 9 Things Lindsay Lohan Learned in Jail          


 9. She's got a purty mouth.

 8. Bravo is not part of the cable package.

 7. Prison Jumpsuit Orange really brings out the color in her
    eyes.

 6. Your agent doesn't do 10% of the sentence.

 5. Prison lesbians are way different than club lesbians!

 4. The last movie Bangin' Bertha saw before getting life without
    parole was I Know Who Killed Me, and she was NOT happy about
    it.

 3. Hunger strikes don't really count when you're already bulimic.

 2. Guards not fooled by attempted Freaky Friday swap with mom.


    and the Number 1 Thing Lindsay Lohan Learned in Jail...


 1. Don't ask, "Who do I have to blow to get a drink around
    here?", because you'll actually get an answer.



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Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors.
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Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA  -- 1
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA      -- 2, 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY        -- 3, 9
John English, Orem, UT         -- 4, 8
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY      -- 5
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- List Warden

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               Things Lindsay Lohan Learned in Jail               
              RUNNERS UP list  --  Assault & Comedy               
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Finally understands her idiot father.
          (William C. Martell, Studio City, CA)

Cellmate will keep asking you to flash your goodies when you get
out of the bunk.
          (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)

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