I got a fever... and the prescription... is more movies!

                        November 19, 2004

             The Top 9 Symptoms of the Hollywood Flu

 9. Fevered dreams of grandeur. More than usual.

 8. Symptoms drop 40% after the first weekend.

 7. Actually, you don't have a brilliant script you just need to
    get a good producer to read, having used all the pages in the
    last 3 days.

 6. You're sneezing, wheezing, coughing and gasping... but you're
    still gorgeous, darling!

 5. Not sure if you're really sick or just undergoing heroin

 4. Your own body is providing the gallons of slime for the
    Chest-Burster scene.

 3. Your virus has a part-time job waiting tables.

 2. Fever won't go down until you get your 20% on the back end.

    and the Number 1 Symptom of the Hollywood Flu...

 1. You just puked up a sequel to Carrot Top's Chairman of the

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Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR             -- 1 (4th #1)
John English, Orem, UT                     -- 2
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA           -- 3
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa -- 4, 7
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA              -- 5
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN               -- 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA                -- 8
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX             -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                 -- Script Doctor

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