================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES The new Star Trek - It's Enjoyable! ================================================================== May 15, 2009 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Yes, this is the third Top 5 list about Star Trek. You got sumthin' against sequels?? The Top 9 Surprises in the New Star Trek 9. Spock's ears are made of Mighty Putty. 8. The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition were written by Bernie Madoff. 7. The mid-film "Gossip Girl" crossover episode. 6. In a flashback, Sarek, hammered on Romulan Ale at a costume party, hooks up with Amanda who is dressed as a Vulcan Priestess. 5. "Bones" McCoy changed his nickname from "Boner", which he got in junior high school. 4. The monster holding onto the hull of the Enterprise that only Chekov can see is played by William Shatner. 3. "Live long and prosper" is actually Vulcan for "Go frack yourself." 2. Sulu goes back in the closet after an unfortunate encounter with Scotty in a Jeffries Tube. and the Number 1 Surprise in the New Star Trek... 1. Starfleet Academy student James T. Kirk is hauled away by security while screaming, "Don't phase me, bro!" [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 38 submissions from 11 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1, 4 Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2, 6 Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 3, 5 William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 7 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8 Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 9 Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA -- Banner tag Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Krist N. Idol ------------------------------------------------------------------ Surprises in the New Star Trek RUNNERS UP -- Sequel to the Prequel of the Remake of the Western ------------------------------------------------------------------ Kirk's first mission upon graduation from Starfleet: rescue the family from "Lost in Space." (Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA) Scientologists leave planet Earth and ultimately evolve into the Borg race. (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA) Scotty only weighed 125 pounds until he went to Academy and gained the "Freshman 110." (Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA) (Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA) The Captain drops his pants revealing his "Captain's Log" and declares he will now be known as Kirk Diggler. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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