================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES I'm sorry, you're not on the list. ================================================================== March 2, 2007 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Well, Scorcese finally won an Oscar. But how does the average celeb know if they should just hang it up? The Top 9 Signs You're a Has-Been 9. Gary Coleman is your agent. 8. The Surreal Life won't return your calls. 7. McDonald's makes you wait 45 minutes for a table. 6. You used to be a Bond girl. Now you're a Gold Bond girl. 5. Your old friend Michael Richards thinks it would be better for his career if you stopped hanging out with him. 4. You stalk the paparazzi to try to give them photos of your pantyless hoo-ha. 3. Your Wikipedia entry was removed because "Nobody gives a rat's ass." 2. The Confetti Manufacturers Association expresses an interest in purchasing every copy of your autobiography. and the Number 1 Sign You're a Has-Been... 1. You still have your leg-warmers from your Facts of Life guest-spot. [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 35 submissions from 10 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 8 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2, 7 Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 3, 4, 5 (Three pic deal!) Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 4 Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 6 Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH -- 8 Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Not Famous Yet ================================================================== [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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