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                       Dog license to kill.                       

                          August 7, 2009                          

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

               Disney's G-Force, about secret-agent              
             guinea pigs, took over the #1 spot from              
                 Harry Potter after only a week.                  

            The Top 9 Signs Your Pet Is a Secret Agent            

 9. Likes his toilet water shaken, not stirred.

 8. Cheeks stuffed with secret instructions.

 7. French Poodle, speaks fluent German Shepherd.

 6. The Russian Wolfhound down the street was found dead with a
    poisoned Milk Bone in his throat.

 5. Dogs playing poker, sure, but baccarat?

 4. Always makes you whisper things like "The cat dies at dawn!"
    before allowing you back into your house.

 3. Keeps digging up the back yard trying to find the microfilm.

 2. He swapped out that chip you put into his neck, giving him an
    entirely new identity.

    and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet Is a Secret Agent...

 1. The diabolical-looking bald guy petting his white Persian?
    You and I both know it's the cat who's in charge.

              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White   ]              
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Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA   -- 1, 9
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA        -- 2, 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3, 7, Banner tag
John English, Orem, UT              -- 5
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 5
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 6
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 8
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH              -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Owner: Agent Rusty

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