================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER Shizowbiziz Izinsizidizer, bizeeyizaatch. ================================================================== February 22, 2002 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: I recently got a new puppy. She's beautiful, but quite the handful sometimes. Okay, "psychotic" sometimes. I call her My Little Actress. The Top 8 Signs Your Personal Assistant Is Actually a Dog 8. Greets other execs by humping their leg. 7. Can't fetch the trades worth a damn. 6. Calls in sick saying, "My nose is warm." 5. More interested in checking out your toilet than chasing pussy. 4. Script coverage responses: Recommend, Pass, and I Wouldn't Even Pee on This to Mark My Territory. 3. Disconnects callers, interrupts important meetings and jumps in your lap, yet your colleagues still love him. 2. When he spills your coffee, mutters to himself, "Bad assistant. BAD ASSISTANT!" and the Number 1 Sign Your Personal Assistant Is Actually a Dog... 1. Piddles every time you enter the room, but doesn't want you to read her script. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS The New Executive Assistant: Advice for Succeeding in Your Career Building Partnership With Your Boss: A Take-Charge Assistant Book How to Make It in Hollywood: All the Right Moves ==================================================================
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