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                          April 9, 2010                           

        The Top 9 Signs Your Child Has a Career in Movies         

 9. When someone points a camera at her, she yells "MAKEUP!"

 8. "Wait, let me try the tantrum again. I wasn't feeling it."

 7. Can't form a coherent sentence but loves blowing stuff up? The
    new Michael Bay!

 6. Pisses and poops all over everything? Future producer!

 5. Just as you raise your hand to spank them, they yell "Cut!"
    and call for a stunt double.

 4. Always asks what their motivation is for taking out the trash.

 3. Bursts into tears without provocation, insists on having his
    own way, jumps on furniture - I smell superstardom!

 2. That little Shapiro kid down the street gets 10% of their

    and the Number 1 Sign Your Child Has a Career in Movies...

 1. Every time she gets off her tricycle, she flashes her diaper.

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Selected from 32 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 1, 4
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 1
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 2, 4, 5 (Three pic deal!)
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 3, 9
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 6, 7
John English, Orem, UT              -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Childish

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