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        The Top 6 Signs Your Audition Isn't Going Very Well  


 6. "My name is Bob, and I'm reading for the part--"
    "NEXT!!"

 5. You took the listing of "Prostitute" metaphorically and
    came as Tom Green.

 4. The director studied Meisner, and you've studied Shatner.

 3. You start Hamlet's soliloquy, and the skull you've been
    handed has "Your Career" scrawled on the forehead.

 2. The casting team is cowering under the table shrieking,
    "Make the bad man go away!"


    and the Number 1 Sign the Audition Isn't Going Very Well...


 1. You did break a leg. Just not yours.



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Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Jeff Scherer, Screenwriter/Art Director -- 1, 4
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent      -- 2, 3
Anna Stookey, Actor                     -- 5
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator             -- 5
John Reneaud, Actor                     -- 6
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director          -- Moderator

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