================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER "Till death do us part. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!" ================================================================== March 30, 2001 The Top 5 Signs You've Married the Wrong Celebrity 5. They steadfastly refuse to do nudity. At home. 4. No drugs, no alcohol, no weapons = No media coverage! 3. You convert to Scientology, but they won't convert to heterosexuality. 2. You thought you'd married LaToya, until his nose fell off. and the Number 1 Sign You've Married the Wrong Celebrity... 1. "1 800 C-A-L-L A-T-T" [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Yes, David Arquette has been in both these films... Never Been Kissed Johns ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 15 submissions from 7 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Davejames, Civilian -- 1 (1st #1) Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent -- 1 (2nd #1) Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter -- 2 William C. Martell, Screenwriter -- 3, 4, 5 (Hat trick!) Wade Kwon, Civilian -- Banner tag Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Moderator ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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