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                           June 1, 2001


     The Top 7 Signs You Don't Know How to Run a Movie Theater


 7. You've been anxiously anticipating Town and Country forever.
    Now showing on 18 screens, baby!

 6. Only charging $7 for a small Coke? Geez, no wonder you're in
    the red.

 5. Instead of ticket prices, you instruct the staff to have
    their pants half-off on Tuesdays.

 4. You replace the Sour Patch Kids and Junior Mints with Tofu
    Nibs and Bit O' Algae.

 3. Can't understand the public outcry over your double bill of
    Head and Shaft.

 2. Now! Every seat equipped with its own television!


               and the Number 1 Sign You Don't Know
                   How to Run a Movie Theater...


 1. Those ain't Milk Duds all over the floor, Chester.


              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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                I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie!
                          by Roger Ebert

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Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Greg Preece, Comic/Writer      -- 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent    -- 2, 4
Jennifer A. Ford, Web Designer -- 6
Jeff Wilson, Software Drone    -- 7
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Moderator

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