================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES ================================================================== April 5, 2001 NOTE FROM ERIC: This was going to be a list of the Top 5 Happiest Places on Earth, but then we got word that with the stock market down and the economy struggling, Disney last week was forced to lay off thousands of workers. If Mickey Mouse is fearful for his job, than maybe this "economic downturn" is more troubling than we thought. The Top 9 Signs Hollywood Is in a Recession 9. New Jurassic Park dinosaurs? Just a couple guys in Godzilla boxers. 8. As the summer blockbuster season looms, Sid and Marty Kroft's services are once more in high demand. 7. Remaking Legends of the Fall with Alan Greenspan in the lead. 6. Instead of one per day, Calista Flockhart must now make her lettuce leaf last all week. 5. Every Thursday: Rodeo Drive Double Coupon Day! 4. Money saved on bullets, film stock, and actor's salaries by simply by making the bad guys better shots. 3. Settling for "Boy" instead of "Best Boy". 2. Jennifer Lopez just eschews clothing altogether -- not that it wouldn't have happened eventually anyway. and the Number 1 Sign Hollywood Is in a Recession... 1. All the best brothels are packing up and moving back to Washington, DC. [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 38 submissions from 8 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 1 Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- 2 Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA -- 3 Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4 Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 5, 6 Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA -- 7 Jennifer A. Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN -- 8 Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA -- 9 Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA -- Topic Missing Spider Man Costumes, Culver City, CA -- eBay fodder Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC -- Script Doctor ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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