Colors may fade in hot water.

                          October 7, 2005

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           Recently-released documents show that the FBI
            kept files on such suspected Communists as 
          Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra and Lucille Ball.

               The Top 9 Signs an Actor Is Communist

 9. Petitions to have his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
    changed to a hammer and sickle.

 8. Subdivides his Beverly Hills mansion into tiny apartments;
    smell of cabbage cooking in all the hallways.

 7. Always asking where to score some of that "opiate of the

 6. Not only eats *all* colors of M&Ms, shares them equally with
    the entire crew.

 5. Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch, yelling, "I love Stalin!"

 4. Red Buttons, Red Skelton, Redd Foxx; I mean, come on people...

 3. Smokes cigars like Castro; has same last name as the father
    of Communism; and has brothers with suspicious, foreign-
    sounding names like Harpo and Zeppo.

 2. Well, anyone even remotely connected to "Up With People" has
    to be at the top of the list.

    and the Number 1 Sign an Actor Is Communist...

 1. They're one of those rare Hollywood types who speak out
    against the White House.

              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA         -- 1, 4, 7  (3 pic dealski!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA          -- 2, 3, 4  (3 pic dealski!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA      -- 4, 8
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR        -- 5, 9
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA            -- Pinko Liberal?

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