Inhale for Hollywood...

                         November 8, 2001

                         NOTE FROM ERIC:


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               The Top 9 Repercussions If Everyone 
                   in Hollywood Quit Smoking

 9. All of a sudden, guys who eat Tootsie Rolls are considered
    dangerous and sexy.

 8. Calista Flockhart frequently mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell.

 7. Studio executives suddenly realize that Adam Sandler isn't
    funny at all. (Oh, did you mean tobacco?)

 6. Rhett feels so great, he carries Scarlett up the stairs five
    more times.

 5. Yul Brenner and John Wayne suddenly pop back to life.

 4. Entire cast of Alien actively seeks out face-sucking
    spider -- why should just John Hurt get put out of his misery?

 3. Film-noir style curling smoke replaced with the Nicorette
    patch suspended by string.

 2. "You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in
     Paris?" "Who the @$%# cares -- give me a goddamn cigarette."

                and the Number 1 Repercussion if 
               Everyone in Hollywood Quit Smoking...

 1. Luke quickly killed by healthy, clean-breathing Darth Vader.

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 69 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON   -- 1, 2
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA           -- 1
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD -- 3, 4
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL     -- 3, 5
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA   -- 6
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA       -- 7
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD        -- 8
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON              -- 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC        -- Script Doctor

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