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                          March 21, 2008                          

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

                Looks like the DVD high-definition                
             format war is finally shaking out, with              
                    the winner being Blu-Ray.                     

      The Top 9 Secret Features of Sony's Blu-Ray DVD Format      

 9. Makes that three-year-old 72-inch plasma TV obsolete in less
    than a minute.

 8. Completely compatible with Microsoft's new Blu Screen of

 7. Speaks to you with the voice of William Daniels.

 6. Allows you to project a silhouette image of yourself and
	three robots at the bottom of the screen.

 5. Shocks you whenever you attempt to watch anything starring
    Mariah Carey.

 4. Plays home movies transferred only from Betamax VCRs.

 3. Drinks HD's milkshake.

 2. For a few days each month, all discs are rejected except chick

                 and the Number 1 Secret Feature                 
                  of Sony's Blu-Ray DVD Format...                  

 1. Edits all WWII movies to make it appear as though Japan won.

               [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]              
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Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
John English, Orem, UT             -- 1, 7
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH     -- 2
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA        -- 3, 6, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA   -- 4
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA        -- 5
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA          -- 9
Michael Brown, whereabouts unknown -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA         -- Still LoDef

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