================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Use a sense-memory of when you laughed at a list. ================================================================== April 11, 2008 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: After finally resolving a months-long strike by the Writers Guild, it appears now that actors may strike also. The Top 7 Screen Actors Guild Contract Demands 7. Paris Hilton's immediate removal from the union. 6. All casting couches must be manufactured from hypoallergenic materials. 5. All extras must pool their tips. 4. Adjust the standard aspect ratio to make us look taller and thinner. 3. We want Eva Longoria to deliver our pizzas, too! 2. Some aging members do not like our acronym; change our name to the Theatrical American Union of Thespians. and the Number 1 Screen Actors Guild Contract Demand... 1. Additional electrical outlets in the trailers to plug in e-meters. [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 13 submissions from 4 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 5, 6 (Three picture deal!) Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 2, 4 Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 John English, Orem, UT -- 6, 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 1st A.D. ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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