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                          April 11, 2008                          

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

              After finally resolving a months-long               
             strike by the Writers Guild, it appears              
                 now that actors may strike also.                 

          The Top 7 Screen Actors Guild Contract Demands          

 7. Paris Hilton's immediate removal from the union.

 6. All casting couches must be manufactured from hypoallergenic

 5. All extras must pool their tips.

 4. Adjust the standard aspect ratio to make us look taller and

 3. We want Eva Longoria to deliver our pizzas, too!

 2. Some aging members do not like our acronym; change our name to
    the Theatrical American Union of Thespians.

    and the Number 1 Screen Actors Guild Contract Demand...

 1. Additional electrical outlets in the trailers to plug in

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Selected from 13 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 5, 6 (Three picture deal!)
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH   -- 2, 4
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA    -- 3
John English, Orem, UT           -- 6, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- 1st A.D.

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