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                          March 26, 2004 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

               Believe it or not, even a movie like
           The Passion of the Christ has merchandising,
          such as witness cards and pewter nail pendants.


             The Top 9 Rejected Merchandising Ideas for
                     The Passion of the Christ


 9. Pet Rock of Golgotha

 8. Novelty fake spear-though-side and nail-through-hand

 7. Nerf Crown-o'-Thorns

 6. "L'il Scourger" metal-tipped bullwhip

 5. The Passion Workout Video series, Vol 1: Pontius Pilates

 4. New Donald Trump tagline, "You're crucified!"

 3. Immaculate Conception Barbie

 2. Passion Charms breakfast cereal: green crosses, blue nails,
    purple thorns and silver coins


         and the Number 1 Rejected Merchandising Idea for
                   The Passion of the Christ...


 1. Burger King of Kings' "Passion Meal": bread, fish, and
    a Cherry Coke



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
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                             BIG HITS

               The Passion of the Christ Soundtrack

             The Passion: Photography from the Movie...

                      A Guide to the Passion:
           100 Questions About The Passion of The Christ

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Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD      -- 1, 8 (3rd #1)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA  -- 2, 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO    -- 3
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4, 9
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA    -- 6
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS           -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- List Witness

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    Rejected Merchandise Tie-Ins for The Passion of the Christ
         RUNNERS UP list  --  Kim Is So Going to Hell
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Church-endorsed marital aid, "The Huge Reserection"
      (Kim Moser, New York, NY)

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