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                            May 9, 2003

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

            Well, you commoners may not have noticed,
            but we at TopFive accidentally missed our
              2nd anniversary of the Little Fivers,
                      started in March 2001...


               The Top 9 Reasons the TopFive Writers
                  Missed Their List Anniversary


 9. Forgot to write the date on my Daredevil calendar.

 8. Busy looting Baghdad.

 7. Spending too much time trying to prove the mathematical
    lemma "5=9".

 6. Male writers embarrassed when someone explained to us what
    "Little Fiver" really means.

 5. We were all upset when Rabbi Crut excommunicated us the
    week he lost.

 4. Managing Madonna's Oscar campaign took a lot more work than
    anticipated.

 3. Hey, with all the gratuitous sex that comes with being a
    Little Fiver Moderator, I'm lucky I remember my pants
    every day, let alone some frickin' anniversary!

 2. Woke up that morning feeling listless.


            and the Number 1 Reason the TopFive Writers
                  Missed Their List Anniversary...


 1. We were grounded until we cleaned up our rooms.



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                             BIG HITS

               A Touch of Love for Your Anniversary:
                 A Collection of Stories, Quotes,
              Scriptures, and Inspirational Thoughts
 
         Your Memory: How It Works and How to Improve It

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Selected from 48 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA                  -- 1, 9 (4th #1)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO              -- 2, 3
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI        -- 3
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN               -- 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA           -- 5, 6
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa -- 7
Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO                -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                 -- Chief Procrastinator

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       Reasons TopFive Writers Missed Their List Anniversary
                RUNNERS UP list  --  Great Minds
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We're all in line for Star Wars: Episode III.
      (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
      (Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)
      (Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN)
      (Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD)
      (Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
      (Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO)
      (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)

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