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                         January 28, 2005

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

          Mary-Kate Olsen is moving out of the New York
           apartment she shares with her sister, Ashley.


         The Top 9 Reasons the Olsen Twins Are Separating


 9. Two of the most amazing stereos money can buy... one playing
    Kenny G, the other playing Iggy Pop.

 8. Now that Ashley's ballooned to 95 pounds, she's just too fat
    to share a bathroom.

 7. Critical mass of cuteness is sucking all the oxygen out of
    their penthouse loft.

 6. Ashley prefers no carbs, Mary-Kate prefers no food.

 5. Oh, I dunno... maybe because THEY'RE BILLIONAIRES and don't
    need to split the friggin' rent?

 4. Just can't seem to compromise between "toilet seat down" and
    "toilet seat down and covered with vomit spatter".

 3. Now that she's legal, MK wants to take her relationship with
    Uncle Jessie to "the next level".

 2. Guys they bring over always have the same totally gross
    suggestion.


    and the Number 1 Reason the Olsen Twins Are Separating...


 1. Because they know I can't be in two places at once, the
    little vixens!



              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ]
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Chris White, Los Angeles, CA     -- 1 (2nd #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA     -- 2, 4, 9 (Three picture deal!)
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX   -- 2
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN   -- 3, 5, 7 (Three picture deal!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3, 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH    -- 3
Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA           -- 4
Kate Melnyk, Tewksbury, MA       -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- The Good-Looking One

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Two residents sure make it one Full House.
      (Kate Melnyk, Tewksbury, MA)

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