================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Lists. Why'd it have to be lists?? ================================================================== October 27, 2006 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Sure, Harrison Ford's doing Indy 4, but here's the real news: Ford said he "hates the Internet" because "people can print anything they want" (about him). The Top 8 Real Reasons Harrison Ford Hates the Internet 8. Can't scream "Get off my lawn!" over IM. 7. Someone registered www.indianajones.com before he could. 6. Calista's nude pics have been online for months without a single download. 5. Bill Gates still hasn't sent him that check he was supposed to get for all those emails. 4. No matter how hard he tries, he can't get his PC to make coffee. 3. Some 12-year-old just outbid him for Princess Leia's gold bikini. 2. At his age, he doesn't want to be hooked up to any "tubes". and the Number 1 Real Reason Harrison Ford Hates the Internet... 1. Nobody's reading his blog. [ Copyright 2006 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 1, 6 Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- 2 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3, 8 Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 4 Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 5 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Obi-Wan Listobi ================================================================== [ Copyright 2006 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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