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                         October 19, 2007                         

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         They've started development of Terminator 4,             
           which means, of course, questions whether              
                the Govinator will appear in it...              

  The Top 8 Plotlines If Schwarzenegger Appears in Terminator 4   

 8. The Terminator infiltrates the phone company to help track
    down and kill anyone who has ever said the phrase "I'll be
    back" in a bad Austrian accent on an answering machine

 7. California's government is paralyzed when the election results
    are Total Recalled.

 6. Kyle Reese explains that in addition to the T-800 being an
    unstoppable killing machine, it also likes to usurp Democratic
    initiatives and claim them as his own.

 5. The incredibly out-of-shape killing machine gets his flabby
    butt stuck in the portal from the future, thus allowing Sarah
    Connor to slap him into submission.

 4. The Terminator comes back and, through a series of hilarious
    mix-ups, finds himself in charge of a gaggle of cute,
    precocious five year olds in Terminator 4: Kindergarten

 3. Terminator 4? What happened to Terminator limits?

 2. The Terminator is sent back to 2008 to stop the Democrats rise
    to power, but is thwarted by a being even more cold, ruthless,
    and heartless than he: Hillary Clinton.

           and the Number 1 Plotline If Schwarzenegger                  
                    Appears in Terminator 4...                         

 1. The Terminator returns from the future not to kill Sarah
    Connor, but merely to grope her.

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Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH      -- 1, 2, 4, 8 (Blockbuster!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 2
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 3
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR      -- 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA        -- 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Listinator

       Plotlines If Schwarzenegger Appears in Terminator 4        
            RUNNERS UP list  --  He Said It, I Didn't             

The Terminator is defeated once and for all when his wife's uncle
takes him for a drive.
          (Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)

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