Tossed over your electronic transom.

                          March 29, 2002

                 The Top 9 Perks of Being Famous 

 9. Free Happy Meals.

 8. When you're photographed in crappy old clothes, it's called

 7. Causing your employer to lose millions of dollars not a
    fireable offense.

 6. Gold-plated 45-second hourglass you got at the Oscar luncheon
    is great for timing your marriages.

 5. You never have to explain why you broke up with your ex --
    Entertainment Tonight does it for you.

 4. Assistant with antiseptic wipes to sterilize your butt after
    each ass-kissing.

 3. Your chances of being roughed up by Russell Crowe increase

 2. Never having to say you're guilty.

    and the Number 1 Perk of Being Famous...

 1. Stand in line, it'll be your turn with Winona Ryder soon.

              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


                      Great Movie Dialogue

              Bill, let me try and explain this to you.
              As we sit here and idly chat, there are
              women -- female human beings -- rolling
              around in strange beds with strange men,
              and we are making money from that.

              Is this a great country or what?

                     starring Henry Winkler
                       and Michael Keaton

Selected from 44 submissions from 15 contributors, including
regular ol' Showbiz Insider subscribers like you.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Arthur Levesque, Civilian              -- 1, 9
William C. Martell, Screenwriter       -- 2, 6
Judith Cottrill, Civilian              -- 2, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
"Psycho Bill", Civilian                -- 2
Marko Peric, Electronics Sales         -- 3
G. Cameron Reeves, Computer Specialist -- 4
Fran Fruit, Media Junkie               -- 5
Scott Charles, Sr., Software Engineer  -- 9
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director         -- Moderator

[      Copyright 2002 by Chris White   All rights reserved.      ]
[           Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use           ]
[          in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com"         ]

This archive is maintained by Kristian Idol at  www.13idol.com
Get a new Top 5 Movies list every Friday! Subscribe Page bomb

Buy movie scripts
15,000 movie and TV scripts!