================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER Tossed over your electronic transom. ================================================================== March 29, 2002 The Top 9 Perks of Being Famous 9. Free Happy Meals. 8. When you're photographed in crappy old clothes, it's called "quirky". 7. Causing your employer to lose millions of dollars not a fireable offense. 6. Gold-plated 45-second hourglass you got at the Oscar luncheon is great for timing your marriages. 5. You never have to explain why you broke up with your ex -- Entertainment Tonight does it for you. 4. Assistant with antiseptic wipes to sterilize your butt after each ass-kissing. 3. Your chances of being roughed up by Russell Crowe increase dramatically. 2. Never having to say you're guilty. and the Number 1 Perk of Being Famous... 1. Stand in line, it'll be your turn with Winona Ryder soon. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Great Movie Dialogue CHUCK Bill, let me try and explain this to you. As we sit here and idly chat, there are women -- female human beings -- rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that. BILL Is this a great country or what? Nightshift starring Henry Winkler and Michael Keaton ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 44 submissions from 15 contributors, including regular ol' Showbiz Insider subscribers like you. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Arthur Levesque, Civilian -- 1, 9 William C. Martell, Screenwriter -- 2, 6 Judith Cottrill, Civilian -- 2, 7, 8 (Hat trick!) "Psycho Bill", Civilian -- 2 Marko Peric, Electronics Sales -- 3 G. Cameron Reeves, Computer Specialist -- 4 Fran Fruit, Media Junkie -- 5 Scott Charles, Sr., Software Engineer -- 9 Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Moderator ================================================================== [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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