================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES These seats reserved for TopFive executives. ================================================================== March 14, 2003 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Think we have corporate scandal today? Thirty years ago, Charlton Heston discovered that the food wafer Soylent Green "...is people! It's people!!" The Top 8 Other Secrets of the Soylent Corporation 8. Hannibal Lecter is a major stockholder. 7. Accounting done by Arthur Anderson. 6. CEO's life was the basis for The Crying Game. 5. Technically it's Aquamarine, but Green tested better in focus groups. 4. Soylent Red is also people; but no one cares, because it's 100% telemarketers. 3. Calista Flockhart and Lara Flynn Boyle clones used to make Soylent Lite. 2. Goes really good with a little Soylent Reddi Whip. and the Number 1 Other Secret of The Soylent Corporation... 1. Professional wrestling is fake! It's FAKE!! [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Soylent Green Make Room! Make Room! by Harry Harrison (The novel on which Soylent Green was based) ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (2nd #1) Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 2 Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 3 Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 4 Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 5, 6, 7, Topic (3 pic deal!) Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Soylent White ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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