================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Another day, another $384,000... ================================================================== January 7, 2005 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Happy New Year! Yes, it's 2005. And speaking of time, how long have you been reading our little list? Did you know that we've been publishing every Friday for FOUR YEARS? Ever wonder what pearls of sarcasm, what knee-slapping, celeb-toasting gems you've missed? Well, wonder no more, Bubbala, for I am now announcing: The Top5 Movies Little Fiver Archive www.13idol.com/top5movies Every list we've ever created since March 2001 -- over 200 opportunities to bust your proverbial gut! Now, don't say I never did nothin' for ya, 'kay? The Top 9 New Year's Horoscopes for Hollywood 9. Libra: Do not accept any work for scale today. Your career may be in the balance. 8. Scorpio: Ignore your urge to rehash the past -- nobody wants to see a remake of The Sting. 7. Aquarius: Spanglish was a step up, but don't start counting your Oscars yet, Waterboy. 6. Pisces: Box-office failure is in your future. Take that sitcom offer now. 5. Scorpio: That sting you feel is just the Botox. 4. Gemini: Take special care to insure your twin eats and retains all her food today. 3. Aries: Use your ability as a batterer to fight off Liza Minelli. 2. Taurus: The next time you're drinking and you spot a tipsy Russell Crowe at the end of the bar, don't tell him his "beautiful mind" is up his ass. and the Number 1 New Year's Horoscope for Hollywood... 1. Aquarius: Resist wagering with the man that refills the water coolers in your office. He may really be Ben Affleck. [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS The New A to Z Horoscope Maker and Delineator: The #1 Astrology Text in the World (Revised and Expanded) Death by Horoscope by Anne Perry ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 20 submissions from 6 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- 1 (8th #1) Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 2 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3, 5 Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 4, 9 Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7, 8 John English, Orem, UT -- 6 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Capricorn One ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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