================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES This list has not yet been rated. ================================================================== August 2, 2001 NOTE FROM ERIC: Last month, the US Senate held hearings over whether the existing ratings code was enough to properly warn the movie-going audience what they'll get when they go to the theater. We here at Top5 Movies would like to make our own suggestions... The Top 9 New Movie Ratings 9. BB-3: This film contains at least 3 scenes of Baldwin butt. 8. PG&E: Rolling Blackouts may cut film off before the ending. 7. LA-18: This film depicts horrific acts of violence, drug use and crime. You must be over 18 to enter, unless you live in Los Angeles, in which case you're already used to it. 6. GABFJEIKDILFHANCJDU: Warning -- Film features dialogue spoken by Chris Tucker. 5. TG-50: Not suitable for anyone with an IQ over 50; applied to most Tom Green movies. 4. ZZZ: Warning -- It'll take 2 hours before they start blowing up the damn harbor. 3. IYSTT-YSTM: If You Saw The Trailer, You Saw The Movie. 2. VCR-7: This movie will go to video within a week. and the Number 1 New Movie Rating... 1. PP-13: Contains more bodily function jokes than a junior high school locker room. [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 43 submissions from 11 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 1, 2 Greg Preece, Toronto, ON -- 1 Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 3, 5 Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD -- 4 Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4 Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ -- 5 Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA -- 6, 8 Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON -- 7 Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada -- 9 Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC -- Script Doctor ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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