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                          July 25, 2008                           

               The Top 9 Nasty Movie Review Quotes                

 9. "It appears the role was written with Paris Hilton or Tara
    Reid in mind, but they had to go with something cheaper."

 8. "Concession stands should be required to carry laxatives in
    order to purge this colossal pile of cinematic excrement."

 7. "About as funny as a Family Circus knock-knock joke."

 6. "When all is said and done, the best thing that could be said
    about this movie is that the master negative, when properly
    'edited', would supply the world with enough guitar picks for
    several years."

 5. "Except for the absolutely terrible acting, screenplay,
    directing, cinematography, score and sound, this would be a
    mediocre film."

 4. "Halfway through this abomination, I sadly discovered that the
    edge of a Jujube box was not keen enough to slash one's

 3. "What light through yon window breaks? It is the projector,
    committing suicide rather than show this movie again."

 2. "To say the acting is wooden would be an insult to your
    kitchen table."

    and the Number 1 Nasty Movie Review Quote...

 1. "This screenplay? Three monkeys, twelve minutes."

              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
John English, Orem, UT              -- 1, 7
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA       -- 1
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA        -- 2, 6
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 3
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH     -- 4, 8
Randy Lee, Burke, VA                -- 5
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Chief Critic

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