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                           July 18, 2003 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: 

         Ben Affleck recently won a million-dollar contract  
          to advertise -- we kid you not -- men's shampoo. 


             The Top 9 Names for a Ben Affleck Shampoo 


 9. Changing Manes 

 8. Hairdevil 

 7. Ben & Jen (available for a limited time only) 

 6. Suds of No Tears 

 5. Gee, Your Hair Smells Talentless! 

 4. Prell Harbor 

 3. 14 Minutes and You're Done 

 2. Suck on This, Damon 


    and the Number 1 Name for a Ben Affleck Shampoo... 


 1. Thank You, Satan! 



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Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors. 
Today's Top 5 List authors are: 
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Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1 (5th #1)
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD     -- 2, 8 
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA    -- 3, 5 
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS          -- 4 
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO   -- 6, 9 
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA       -- 7 
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA      -- List Stylist 

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                  Names for a Ben Affleck Shampoo 
              RUNNERS UP list  --  We're Only Jealous 
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I Can't Believe I'm Banging J-Lo! 
      (Chris White, Los Angeles, CA) 

As Close to Living My Life as You Will Ever Get 
      (Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA) 

Head and Shoulders (Above the Rest of You Losers) 
      (Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA) 

Some Crap They Slapped My Name On Because I Was Too Busy
Polishing My Oscar, Counting My Money And Banging J-Lo To
Care What I Was Signing 
      (Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA) 

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