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                           March 3, 2006

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                  President Bush signed a federal
                 law that makes it a felony to use
                  a camcorder in a movie theater.


                  The Top 8 Movie Industry Crimes


 8. Popcorn that costs more than the movie ticket.

 7. Offering to arm wrestle with Russell Crowe.

 6. Replacing explosions with more dialogue.

 5. Telling the truth about your age or number of facelifts.

 4. Guys dressing up as a Jedi for a Star Wars flick: Misdemeanor.
    Dressing up as Padme or Leia: Throw the book at 'em.

 3. Apparently, portraying Catholics in a positive light.

 2. Use of that unholy butter-flavored synthetic lubricant
    without a certified HazMat team in place.


    and the Number 1 Movie Industry Crime...


 1. Suggesting that the MPAA is getting Nazi-like in their
    copyright-infringement zealousness.



              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
              [          www.topfive.com          ] 


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Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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John English, Orem, UT                -- 1, 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA             -- 2, 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA           -- 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA          -- 5
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA           -- 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS                -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA            -- List Cop

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                       Movie Industry Crimes
             RUNNERS UP list  --  Ignorance of the Law
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Jaws 3D, Rocky IV, A Very Brady Sequel, Duece Bigelow 2...
should we keep going?
          (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
          (Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA)

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