We've got 3 words for you: Power-laffing-house!

                           May 7, 2004

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           You know those enthusiastic phrases in the
           movie ads? "The thrill ride of the summer!",
          "Best comedy this year!", blah, blah. Don't
           you wish they were a little more... honest?

             The Top 8 Most-Accurate Movie Ad Quotes

 8. The movie sucks, but the soundtrack rocks!

 7. The perfect date movie! You'll hate it, but she'll definitely
    put out when you get home!

 6. A veritable tour-de-force! And if we spoke French, we'd know
    what that means!

 5. From the creators who were run out of Hollywood for bringing
    you "Kangaroo Jack"...

 4. Another transparent rehash of an ass-load of action-comedies
    just like it!

 3. See Adam Sandler as his most annoyingly juvenile character

 2. Once again, undeniable proof that it's impossible to
    underestimate the target demographic!

    and the Number 1 Most-Accurate Movie Ad Quote...

 1. Plot, schmot - who wants to see Halle Berry's boobies?

              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
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                I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie
                          by Roger Ebert

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    Bringing Somatic Intelligence Into Your Professional Life

Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 1, 5 (5th #1)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA  -- 2, 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO  -- 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY        -- 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA    -- 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Gets all the credit for just
                                  a little polishing!

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